Tuesday, 30 March 2021

Group sex in Berlin

And now that I've got your attention, I will talk about the 4 days we spent in Berlin 10 years ago. No, I did not go for a concert. A friend, who was already there to cover the Berlinale (Berlin Film Festival), invited us to hang out. I didn't have enough money to go at the time, but thanks to EasyHotel which was charging only 25 euros a night for a single room, I made it. I want to emphasize that EasyHotels are not tiny dirty holes, but super-clean hotels providing just the basics: A bed, a bathroom with a toilet and shower including soap, shower gel, towels and toilet paper. No, there's no table to spread your things on. Why would you do that anyway? You wouldn't be planning to spend much time in your room now, would you? If you want to watch TV, you'll have to pay extra (Seriously now, you're going to Berlin and you'll stay in the room to watch TV?). Do you want Wi-Fi? You'll have to pay extra. Do you want something to eat or to drink? There's a vending machine at the reception. But don't worry: If you need more toilet paper you WON'T have to pay extra. It's free. So we went to... Alexanderplatz... Potzdammerplatz... ...we basically went to so many platzes that we became very mixed up with their names. The only one that was easy to remember was Hanzaplatz. We also went to the Brandenburg Gate (natürlich)... ...and at Checkpoint Charlie, where the people pretending to be the "guards" charge 2 euros to take a picture with them and when we told them that we were Greek we were greeted by shouts of "Geia shou, malaka, Olympiάkos, Panathinάikos" And since we were movie fans, we remembered Wim Wenders and his movies "Wings Of Desire" and "Faraway, So Close" We also went to the East Side Gallery to see what was left of the wall We also went to the new synagogue... ...which was particularly interesting for a vinyl fan like myself  And now for some museums: The Film Museum (Deutsche Kinemathek)... The DDR Museum (East Germany Museum), where we were reminded of the cars the proletarians used to own... ...and those that belonged to party members... ...as well as of the fact that one way of showing resistance to the regime was through the practice of nudism... At the gift shop I found a CD by City (East German rock band, which was the first one I ever saw live back in 1981 in Athens), as well as a "Best Of" of East Germany titled "Hits Der DDR". I ended up buying the latter. At the Checkpoint Charlie museum we had the chance to observe the various ways that people were using in order to try and flee to the west... And of course we went to the Pergamonmuseum. Berlin girls were a little bit cold... ...but that was probably due to the subzero temperature that persisted while we were there. There was no snow. In fact, the only snow we saw in Berlin was this: near the Brandenburg Gate. Of course we did manage to track down the Greek elements of the city: Near the hotel was the "Kunsthaus Tacheles", an art house that was permanently closed down a year later: As far was food was concerned we didn't eat anything German. We went to the Monsieur Wuong Vietnamese restaurant... and to an American fast food restaurant called "White Trash"... ...where you can eat Elvis's favourite burger! As far as drinks were concerned we went to Scotch & Sofa, where a Jack Daniel's will only set you back 5 Euros and 10 cents. Want to try to find Jack Daniels at this price in Greece? Good luck! We also went to Solar, 16 floors above Berlin I've still haven't explained why I have used "Group Sex" in the title of this post (apart from the fact that this will probably attract perverts to my blog). This was a something that came from C, a member of our gang who had a habit of changing the names of everyday things and places. So the "group ticket" which we had to buy at the metro became "group sex" and "Checkpoint Charlie" became "Charlie Brown". Of course Hanzaplatz became Hanzaplast, but this was something that could happen to anybody... And since I mentioned the metro, one of the lines reminded me of one of my favourite bands: Finally, I said that I didn't go for a concert. But the opportunity for one presented itself. At club Bassy we saw Kilroy, a band from Sweden who played "cheesy rock'n'roll" as they claimed. A great night out for my last night in Berlin which ended with me buying their CD and their 7 inch single...

Wednesday, 24 March 2021

When I went to Munich in 2010 to see some jewellery

Since the blog's 10 year anniversary last year, and taking into account the fact that because of the current situation, there is no travel and no concerts, I started revisiting some of the blog's early posts that were only available in Greek, translating them to English. I did that with all concerts from 2009 (and some from 2010), but I also want to do that with other posts that don't have anything to do with concerts. This was my first "pure travel" post from 2010, when I went to Munich, not to see a gig, but to attend a jewellery exhibition where a friend of mine (in fact, one of my two BFF's) was displaying her work.

When, during the month before the trip, I was announcing to my friends that I would go to Munich, everybody was asking "who are you going to see?" meaning "which artist" or "which band".

This time though, I wasn't going to a concert. In fact, it was my first trip abroad for two years without going to a gig (the last one before that was when I had gone to Austria for Euro 2008). This time the purpose of my trip was different. A friend of mine was taking part in the Inhorgenta jewellery exhibition and invited me to come along (You can check out her work here).

Here we can see the arrivals section at Munich airport. There is a yellow line to indicate, for those waiting outside, where they should stand, in order to enable travellers to exit safely. A line like this would be completely useless in Greece, so at the Athens airport they have installed a metal bar, otherwise everyone would rush to the door.

Unfortunately, at Munich Airport, they were using Microsoft Windows, with the tragic results that we have all come to expect from this operating system.

A Fast food chain with seafood from the North Sea.

Beers, beers, beers

The Pope!

Bayern Munich FC memorabilia and merchandize.

Proof that even in 2010 you could NOT escape the 80's!

Sausages and beer. What else could somebody ask for?

Augustiner Bierhalle (Augustine's Brewery), where we enjoyed the aforementioned sausages and beer. I loved those particular sausages (Weisswurst) so much, but I couldn't easily find them in Greece. So, when a few months later I was coming back from Paris with a stopover at Munich Airport, I discovered that one of the airport's restaurants had Weisswurst. It was 10 o'clock in the morning, but needless to say, I had them for breakfast!

So, apparently there are Greek lawyers in Munich. But is the German word for "Lawyer" really "Dikigoros"?
The congress center hosting the Inhorgenta Exhibition.

Ducks, in the frozen lake next to the exhibition center.

On our way back to the hotel from the brewery, we came upon a performance from Helly Meier a famous Munich street artist. After the performance, people could buy his CD. He was an expert at making fun of the nationalities of the people attending his performances. This is the dialogue we has while I was buying his CD:
- How much is your CD?
- 10 Euros. Where are you from?
- Greece.
- Go away! You have no money!

(Join us here again soon on The PAP DX Blog, for more Germany when we have "Group sex in Berlin" one year later in 2011)